Posted 9 hours ago

I genuinely feel like I can do the thing now. Thanks, Tiny Cactus!

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Posted 1 day ago

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

I wholeheartedly approve! I love the hashtags associated with Prince George!

(Source: everythingroyalty)

Posted 5 days ago

Happy (early) birthday to me!

Posted 6 days ago

My husband sat up in bed this morning and said “It looks nice in here!” 

My efforts are not unnoticed. :-D

Posted 1 week ago

You know you’re a fan of Hannah Hart when…

*I walk into the living room carrying the sliding part of our bedroom window*
Me: Did you know it’s REALLY easy to take this part out?
Husband: Yeah…
3-year-old: What is that?
Me: It’s a window!
Husband: Mommy is “drunk cleaning”.
Me: It’s better than “drunk sitting around doing nothing”!
7-year-old: Mommy’s Drunk Cleaning! 
Me: *giggles and wanders away*

Posted 1 week ago

mydrunkkitchen:

when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”

Truth

Posted 1 week ago

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris

Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

HOT DAMN!

Think this’ll convince my husband to let me FINALLY put eyeliner on him?! He said I could when we first met10 years ago and, naturally, claims he has no recollection of that now…

Posted 1 week ago

It’s amazing how much smoother things go when only one of us is depressed.

Now if we can get both of us to some level of “normalcy”… Well that would just be a whole new world.

Posted 1 week ago

I’m really cold but I’m tired of the house being winter stuffy so I’m just bundling up in crochet projects galore. I keep adding more. Currently up to four.

All that rhymed unintentionally.

Posted 2 weeks ago

tyleroakley:

ketchuppee:

Emma acted out the scene first, and then Helena Bonham Carter mimicked what she did. so it was Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Emma Watson pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix.

MY BRAIN CAN’T KEEP UP

Seriously, WHY haven’t I watched these yet?!

(Source: lordharrypotter)